Clare is BACK!! Thank God. My journal has become somewhat neglected in thy absence o beloved one, with writing for the sake of seeing my own voice in print rather than for the intended correspondance. hurrah! i can resume my long-winded monologues encore une fois. you have no idea how overjoyed i was to see an update from you, especially in my current state of happy inebriation!
today has been splendid by all accounts. the first day of my 2 week holiday from work [in which i shall natch be paying you a visit!] i received bountiful gifts from my loved ones, including fodder to the obsession a LotR soundtrack c/o mon frere et The One Ring from mon amour. woo! i am nearly elven! if i rig a small speaker system within my clothing i can play the soundtrack as my own incidental music, what a plan!!
went to london transport museum with mark and my god they sell everything you need to survive and plenty to entertain you in the gift shop, i know where i'll be shopping from now on! later went to the shiting fox where i ran into an old mate working at the bar who said he'd try blagging me a gig there and also the ex-drummer of xfm baby the libertines who asked for my number on the pretext of gigging with his new band which i *think* are called white man kamikaze...we shall see! ian and dave came too and between us we created some disgusting new drinks which i shall explain how to make should you ever wish to instantly die:
::Fucking Turk::
1/2 pint lager : 1 shot vodka : 1 shot JD : 1 shot kahlua
::Ukrainian Cunt::
1/2 pint cider : 1 shot vodka : 1 shot JD : 1 shot black rum
i believe it was that but im pretty wasted now so i may be completely lying...our favourite nationalities at work are turks and ukraines, the ideal combination being a ukrainian turk, so we mean no disrespect. ian and mark had a pint of the former each and ian and dave each had a turk. they were later unable to walk. hurrah!
i love my friends and i love my boyfriend and i love my job. when dave has become a martial arts teacher next year ian mark and i will all become his first pupils. also if you are around in london on feb 2nd his shaolin crew are doing a display where his teacher will bend a spearpoint on his next and wash his face in glass, we HAVE to go!
sorry this hasnt replied to yours at all really. i'll call you and update more on you later but i love you and im glad it's all good with rob, i suggest you ply him with the above recipes if you desire swifter progress. bloody marvellous.
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today has been splendid by all accounts. the first day of my 2 week holiday from work [in which i shall natch be paying you a visit!] i received bountiful gifts from my loved ones, including fodder to the obsession a LotR soundtrack c/o mon frere et The One Ring from mon amour. woo! i am nearly elven! if i rig a small speaker system within my clothing i can play the soundtrack as my own incidental music, what a plan!!
went to london transport museum with mark and my god they sell everything you need to survive and plenty to entertain you in the gift shop, i know where i'll be shopping from now on! later went to the shiting fox where i ran into an old mate working at the bar who said he'd try blagging me a gig there and also the ex-drummer of xfm baby the libertines who asked for my number on the pretext of gigging with his new band which i *think* are called white man kamikaze...we shall see! ian and dave came too and between us we created some disgusting new drinks which i shall explain how to make should you ever wish to instantly die:
::Fucking Turk::
1/2 pint lager : 1 shot vodka : 1 shot JD : 1 shot kahlua
::Ukrainian Cunt::
1/2 pint cider : 1 shot vodka : 1 shot JD : 1 shot black rum
i believe it was that but im pretty wasted now so i may be completely lying...our favourite nationalities at work are turks and ukraines, the ideal combination being a ukrainian turk, so we mean no disrespect. ian and mark had a pint of the former each and ian and dave each had a turk. they were later unable to walk. hurrah!
i love my friends and i love my boyfriend and i love my job. when dave has become a martial arts teacher next year ian mark and i will all become his first pupils. also if you are around in london on feb 2nd his shaolin crew are doing a display where his teacher will bend a spearpoint on his next and wash his face in glass, we HAVE to go!
sorry this hasnt replied to yours at all really. i'll call you and update more on you later but i love you and im glad it's all good with rob, i suggest you ply him with the above recipes if you desire swifter progress. bloody marvellous.
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Chainmail is great but expensive, unless you make your own. time consuming though.
those cocktails sound lethal, I'll stick with the Sloth's for now. I just realised your birthdays the same as my brothers. I was stoned and didnt notice.