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Tuesday Apr 18, 2006

Apr 18, 2006
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yes, everything is ok. I'm just an idiot who got way to drunk on Easter. Who does that? I do. And I feel just awful about it.

in other happy news, my bestest sister in the whole wide world bought me a Easy Bake Oven. Oh, yes, you read that right. That toy that looks like a microwave and cooks bakedgoods with the power of a lightbulb. Awesome. I love it and the My Little Pony bake set that came with it. It will have a home right next to all of the other baking/cooking gadgets in the kitchen. Also, on the same day that arrived, my Nintendo DS came in the mail. Toys abound for this girl. I also got an offer in the mail for 3 free porn flicks from Adam & Eve. I don't know how I got on that mailing list, but bring on the porn! It's probably because of the subscription for Penthouse that I bought the boy for Christmas.

Happy 100th Anniversary of the flattening and burning of San Francisco. Chew on that for a while, and remember that your life and mine could be a lot worse right now.

Kisses kiss

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
sixsixty:
haha i was totally wondering what that message meant! the mystery is solved.
Apr 18, 2006
i___zombie:
wait until you get the 50% off coupon from A&E, .. we bought most of our toys that way, ... especially the swing... wink
but if the DVDs are free, .. go for it! skull
Apr 18, 2006

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