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Wow.....Drunken posts Well the weekend extravaganza was a blast. Drove out to Arizona Thursday night and met up with my cousins. We took a drive up to the White Mountains Friday morning to this big meadow and camped out for a few days. Big bon fires and tripping over stumps in the dark.

Saturday we went out to this big gravel pit and everyone brought a bunch of guns. I didn't bring any, but I got to shoot some of the things my cousins had. I'm not a weapons expert so I don't know exactly what I was shooting. I know one was a good sized revolver and the other was a semi automatic rifle. That one was fun After that we went off roading and tore ass through rocks and huge fucking mud holes. We got stuck once and had to have one of the other trucks pull us out.

Sunday we came back and I headed down to Tuscon to the Air Force base and picked up my friend Marvin. We went to a bar where he proceeded to down shots of Jager. We ended up at Outback, with more shots, where we terrified our neighbors with loud crude language and discussions of nun rape. We ordered our food and more strong drink and requested brown M&M's on our Caesar salads, (which we did not receive) and sent the overhead light swinging wildly through the air around our table. Our waitress loved us. Seriously. After Marvin started gouging the butter dish with the whole loaf of brown bread and started eating his salad with his hands I tried to get a handle on the situation. Like that was really going to happen We were laughing so hard we were crying and after my accomplice snorted crushed pepper up his nose followed by half ass throwing up under the table, he decided to clear out his sinuses with a blast of beer up his nostril. I hadn't even noticed until then that he had been drinking his beer through a straw this whole time.

By the time our steaks showed up, all Hell had broken loose. We were both laughing hysterically, food strewn all over the table, half a shot of Jager splashed against the wall, and we were trying to smash Marvin's New York strip into a beer mug. The next time the waitress passed I asked for the check so we could leave before we were thrown out or arrested. Marvin stands up throws $40 at me, grabs his steak in one hand and his baked potato in the other and runs out of this fine establishment cackling like a drunken lunatic. Which he was. I paid the check and tried to make as gracefull an exit as possible at that point and walked into the parking to find an exploded potato and an expensive piece of meat smeared across the pavement.

At that point I notice Marvin has met up with his soon to be ex wife who hands over their one and a half year old daughter to us. Which is a good thing. From what I understand, Marvin's wife has turned into a druggy whore so a lunatic drunk and complete stranger were obviously the lesser of 2 evils. But we were okay. His daughter is adorable and I don't even fucking like kids. But she was cute. We went back to base and the three of us hung out in the dorms watching Breakfast With Hunter and playing airhockey and pool. It was fun times indeed Can't wait for episode 3.....