Bah, ok fine...nobody was interested in my commentary on Richard Nixon, so I've decided to stick to monosyllabic pablum today, instead. For those of you who actually *are* interested in politics and history, feel free to jump back to my previous journal. For those of you who prefer to breathe with your mouths open, I offer you these savory tidbits. 
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I just ate an entire can of Pringle's in about 10 minutes. I think I'm going to puke now. Huh huh...huh huh...he said "puke".
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Dontcha hate it when your ass itches and you can't reach it? You can dig all the way up until you feel your uvula, but the damn thing still itches. Maybe that's the real reason why people stick things up their bum.
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Did you know that eating fennel seeds after a meal can keep you from farting so much? Yup, it's true. Ever notice how Indian restaurants have that bowl of fennel and mints near the door as you're leaving? That's what it's for...stopping farts. Cool, huh?
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Boobs.
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I defy you to say the word "poop" and not laugh.
Poop.
Huh huh. Huh huh. Poop.
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I like pie.
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This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.
He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.
They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"
She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"
Ba-da-bing!
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I love it when people make assumptions on a person they dont know.
Yeah, that absolutely bugs the flying crap outta me, too.
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Have a good night all.
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I just ate an entire can of Pringle's in about 10 minutes. I think I'm going to puke now. Huh huh...huh huh...he said "puke".
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Dontcha hate it when your ass itches and you can't reach it? You can dig all the way up until you feel your uvula, but the damn thing still itches. Maybe that's the real reason why people stick things up their bum.
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Did you know that eating fennel seeds after a meal can keep you from farting so much? Yup, it's true. Ever notice how Indian restaurants have that bowl of fennel and mints near the door as you're leaving? That's what it's for...stopping farts. Cool, huh?
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Boobs.
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I defy you to say the word "poop" and not laugh.
Poop.
Huh huh. Huh huh. Poop.
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I like pie.
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This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.
He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.
They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"
She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"
Ba-da-bing!
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I love it when people make assumptions on a person they dont know.
Yeah, that absolutely bugs the flying crap outta me, too.
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Have a good night all.
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peggy:
Hey....I remember you.
peggy:
And where's that damn monkey?!?!