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***Top 10 Funniest Real, Honest-to-Gosh City Names***

10. Cockermouth, Cumbria, England

Clearly, the city was named before the county.

9. Cunter, Switzerland

Uhh, ok.

8. Hell, Norway

Some might argue these are one in the same.

7. Homosassa, Florida, USA

Those wacky Southerners...

6. Pussy, France

Too easy...insert your own joke here.

5. Penistone, South Yorkshire, England

I always just called it "Boi-oi-oing!"

4. Condom, France

3. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Made all the funnier by nearby Blue Ball and Virginville.

2. Fucking, Austria

Most frequently stolen street sign in the world. I can't imagine why.

1. Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada

The city has a fast growing tourist industry. I hear it's a very satisfying place to visit.

*ba-da-BING*
Thanks, folks...I'll be here all week.

Unverified Names and/or Honorable Mentions:

Bastardo, Italy; Beer, England; Blue Ball, PA; Big Bone Lick, KY; Boring, OR; Why, AZ; Nowhere, AZ; Bra, Italy; Chinaman's Knob, Australia; Clit, Romania; Cuntis, Spain; Foulness, England; French Lick, IN; Weed, CA; Deer Lick, IN; Foul Mile, England; Gland, France; Knob Lick, MO; Muff, Northern Ireland; Muck, Scotland; Nasty, England; Ogre; Latvia; No Name, CO; Puke, Albania; Pity Me, England; Piddle, England; Petting, Germany; Rottenegg, Austria; Wankdorf, Switzerland; Sexmoan, Phillipines; Semen, Indonesia; Scunthorpe, England; Silly, Belgium; Shittlehope, England; Swastika, Ontario; Taintsville, FL; Thong, England; Tittybong, Australia; Tightwad, Missouri; Twatt, Scotland; Toadsuck, AR (and TX); Ugley, England; Void, France; Virgin, NV; Virginville, PA; Wank, Germany; Wetwang, England; Zzyxx, CA

You've just gotta love Wikipedia, especially on a really boring day.