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Friday Jun 04, 2004

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From the Home Office in Goochland, VA:

Top Ten Rejected Soft-n-Dri Deodorant Scents:

10. Urinal Cake
9. New York Taxi
8. Plumber
7. Nursing Home
6. Feta
5. Burning Hair
4. Running Shoe
3. Mortuary
2. Wet Dog

and the No. 1 rejected scent...

Port-O-Potty!
VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
miss_lady:
Yes, Boheme is very cool. Just a matter of time before cool chicks find each other! smile

SG Philly looks cool. I think SGFL is assembling for the burlesque show this Thurs, but I'll miss it this time around. I'm picking drinkin' buddy thefuckingdaddy up from the airport, and he better be on this flight! (He's missed 2 in the last couple of weeks! How does that happen?)
Jun 7, 2004
lilmissmorbid:
Hey looks like I will be going to the bowl thing and bringing puresauciness and maybe I amsynn with me whats the meeting plans and such
Jun 8, 2004

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