I know it signifigantly lessons the humor value to this post when I have to explain that it's a total parody, but I figure since I'm still new to Suicide Girls and people don't know me very well, I don't want to take the chance that people think I'm serious. So, yeah, this is NOT SERIOUS.
About S&M
I know I'm being insensitive but I just am SO CONFUSED by such an alternative lifestyle. Like, seriously, these people don't know what they're doing. Sex between men and women is usually such an oppressive act, and these people are completely perpetuating such a dynamic by making it into a game of power. It's really trivializing the whole issue. I mean especially as lesbians you should know that having sex with a guy is just really him oppressing you, and so like, if you're having sex with another girl it should be really EQUAL like one sister relating to another sister! Sisterhood of womyn, not some kind of fucked up domme/submissive dynamic! And the fact that someone would WANT another person to have power over her during sex is just a complete misunderstanding of what sex should ideally be!
Also I think people who like to be restrained or beaten obviously have mental issues and need to see a therapist. Like, it's SEX, why would you want someone who loves you to hurt you.
And I think dommes just have major control issues and are really cruel and selfish at heart. They're probably serial rapists in disguise waiting to find the right moment... I mean, what kind of person gets off on hurting another person. That's really gross.
And like, I KNOW they think it's all consensual, and I know it's not their fault that they're too uneducated to really know what they're doing. But I think I'm back-pedaling and not making very many decisive statements, so I'll admint it right now: I'm really phobic and uncomfortable with these weird people. And when it comes down to it, they just don't understand all this political oppression that's underneath such an act. They need to be educated!
Please refer to diagram of two stupid people engaging in such a counfounding act
Idiots!
I entirely blame my friend John for this entry.
And my favorite part of this whole entry has been that I created the diagram with COMIC SANS FONT! YESSSSSSSSS.
Wait, I take it back, my favorite part of this whole entry is my girlfriend's effing sexy legs. mmmm.
About S&M
I know I'm being insensitive but I just am SO CONFUSED by such an alternative lifestyle. Like, seriously, these people don't know what they're doing. Sex between men and women is usually such an oppressive act, and these people are completely perpetuating such a dynamic by making it into a game of power. It's really trivializing the whole issue. I mean especially as lesbians you should know that having sex with a guy is just really him oppressing you, and so like, if you're having sex with another girl it should be really EQUAL like one sister relating to another sister! Sisterhood of womyn, not some kind of fucked up domme/submissive dynamic! And the fact that someone would WANT another person to have power over her during sex is just a complete misunderstanding of what sex should ideally be!
Also I think people who like to be restrained or beaten obviously have mental issues and need to see a therapist. Like, it's SEX, why would you want someone who loves you to hurt you.
And I think dommes just have major control issues and are really cruel and selfish at heart. They're probably serial rapists in disguise waiting to find the right moment... I mean, what kind of person gets off on hurting another person. That's really gross.
And like, I KNOW they think it's all consensual, and I know it's not their fault that they're too uneducated to really know what they're doing. But I think I'm back-pedaling and not making very many decisive statements, so I'll admint it right now: I'm really phobic and uncomfortable with these weird people. And when it comes down to it, they just don't understand all this political oppression that's underneath such an act. They need to be educated!
Please refer to diagram of two stupid people engaging in such a counfounding act
Idiots!
I entirely blame my friend John for this entry.
And my favorite part of this whole entry has been that I created the diagram with COMIC SANS FONT! YESSSSSSSSS.
Wait, I take it back, my favorite part of this whole entry is my girlfriend's effing sexy legs. mmmm.