noblegas

The radio station know as 99.9 KBAT has gone and shat all over my mornings by changing format and replacing my beloved morning show with a couple of racist, sexist, Trump loving yokels. Without any sort of explanation I might add. As punishment for their insolence anyone who wishes to nuke the shit out of their popularity rating should free to spam their reviews section...
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So I didn't feel like fully spelling out "suicide girls" and as a result I posted a functional link to some staffing agency which probably nobody has ever heard of. This is what happens when you're lazy folks.......on a side note.......good luck finding jobs, I suppose...

Okay here's the deal..........my two best friends (husband/wife) have invited me to the Ugly Christmas Sweater Part (despite the fact that they know I'm an anti-social prick whom hates that sort of thing) which they are throwing at a date which as far as I know is still to be determined. The problem is that the girl is immensely fashionable.....her Instagram page is fashion oriented...
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When i go to the grocery store after having entirely too much to drink I like to buy awesome shit like more beer, chocolate chip cookie cakes, and butter infested microwavable popcorn! So much for 6 weeks worth of dieting. Why your judgement tonight be just as fucked up as mine!