noblegas

Okay here's the deal..........my two best friends (husband/wife) have invited me to the Ugly Christmas Sweater Part (despite the fact that they know I'm an anti-social prick whom hates that sort of thing) which they are throwing at a date which as far as I know is still to be determined. The problem is that the girl is immensely fashionable.....her Instagram page is fashion oriented and she has around 1,500 followers (I don't know if that's good or not, seems good but fuck if I know because I don't give two shits about Instagram) so she might be a problem-my assumption is that she'll go for some sort of fashion snafu as I'm a bad pattern/color combo or something of that sort, but I can't be sure. Her husband on the other hand (I don't mean to be a dick because I love the guy to death) is far too boring to come up with something hilariously awesomely ugly. Anyhow I know that SG.com is full of artistic badasses and because I'm a damn dirty cheater who is in this competition to win it I'm hoping that any folks who come across this can do me a solid and maybe post links to hilariously awesomely ugly Xmas sweaters down in the comments section. Fist bumps and me eternal gratitude go to the winner. Get them my pretties!