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Okay here's the deal..........my two best friends (husband/wife) have invited me to the Ugly Christmas Sweater Part (despite the fact that they know I'm an anti-social prick whom hates that sort of thing) which they are throwing at a date which as far as I know is still to be determined. The problem is that the girl is immensely fashionable.....her Instagram page is fashion oriented...
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When i go to the grocery store after having entirely too much to drink I like to buy awesome shit like more beer, chocolate chip cookie cakes, and butter infested microwavable popcorn! So much for 6 weeks worth of dieting. Why your judgement tonight be just as fucked up as mine!

Here's a free wine promo I just recieved from a Cabela's shipment. It's 100 dollars off any case of wine that cost 160 dollars or more. I don't drink wine that's sold by the six pack so it's up for grabs. The site is nakedwine.com and the code is CBLA7171 password ASP32XYN. First come, first serve so for the love of god troll my Facebook...
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So my parents have sold the house I grew up in and I was over there helping my dad clean out the attic this morning. Much to my delight I found this gem packed away in a rubber maid tote. GI Joe fighter jet of some sort, not in terrible shape either given the abuse my little brother used to put my stuff through. He'd...
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Don't you love that moment when after being on the verge of cussing and throwing things, you realize you couldn't find your flip flop sandals because they were on your damn feet? Yep, that just happened.