no

No. No, of course not. It's a sign that you're an artist, dammit. Or some sort of intellectual or whatnot. Or you work in a gin factory. Or that those purple bears on the windows come to life and nightly perform some burlesque version of Hamlet over you bed every night and you're just getting in the mood. Or, uh. Hmm. Yeah.

Alcoholism, no. It's just pathetic, that's what it is. No need to worry.

*makes the universally regognized "loser" sign on his forehead*