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Friday Jun 17, 2005

Jun 17, 2005
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HEAD ASPLODE!!!

WHY do people think its OK to make a store stay open past posted hours? Why would anyone assemble a macaw skeleton with a gluegun and expect it to mail well? Why would anyone ask you to drive their stuff over to their house so they wouldn't have to come pick it up? And most importantly, why did that guy think I would agree to go see Los Lobos with him???

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hansel:
People do these things because they think they're the stars of their own reality television shows.
Jun 18, 2005
kalischild:
Wait...

I drunkenly showed up at your shop at closing time with a glue-gunned macaw skeleton and insisted you go see Los Lobos with me?

Crap, you're right.

I'm completely out of control.

It'll never happen again.
Jun 18, 2005

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