Dear Guys on OK Cupid-
"Hi. You're cute. We should hang out some time!" is not actually an interesting opening line.
Neither is "You're a peach!". I am, in fact, not a fruit of any kind.
Neither is "Love the look!", "Just sayin' hi!", or " Nice tats!" If you can't be interesting for a couple of sentences, why in the name of God would i want to suffer through coffee with you?
-The caps lock is that button on the left side of the keyboard. Please tap it till the little green light turns off.
-If I didn't answer you the first three times, the next three aren't helping.
-Thanks so much for telling me about this great new band, Type O Negative.
-You should probably switch out that picture where you cropped out your girlfriend, because her disembodied arm looks fucking creepy around your waist.
Hearts,
-Nix
"Hi. You're cute. We should hang out some time!" is not actually an interesting opening line.
Neither is "You're a peach!". I am, in fact, not a fruit of any kind.
Neither is "Love the look!", "Just sayin' hi!", or " Nice tats!" If you can't be interesting for a couple of sentences, why in the name of God would i want to suffer through coffee with you?
-The caps lock is that button on the left side of the keyboard. Please tap it till the little green light turns off.
-If I didn't answer you the first three times, the next three aren't helping.
-Thanks so much for telling me about this great new band, Type O Negative.
-You should probably switch out that picture where you cropped out your girlfriend, because her disembodied arm looks fucking creepy around your waist.
Hearts,
-Nix
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Hopefully this will take your mind off of it