Tuesday Jul 07, 2009

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The bartender across the street from work gives me free cocktails.

Therefore, tonight I came home and purchased "friendbanger.com".

I suspect this is genius. But what shall I do with it?
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lemonkid:
Keep your enemies close, and your friends... banged. ?
kundalini:
I don't know what you should do with that. Get drunk again, and I'm sure that something will come to you in that proper state of mind for considering such things. smile

It just occurred to me though, that if it were "fiendbanger.com" it could be a hook-up site for women who want conjugal visits with prison inmates.

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