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Friday Aug 29, 2008

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Starbucks and Mermaid Problem:

Wikipedia defines the Mermaid problem as: "an observation occasionally mentioned in literature, concerning the difficulty of having sexual intercourse with a mermaid". Yep, that's tough. It is just impossible to get into ariel's pants. However, as it turns out, back in the old days mermaid anatomy was a bit more sensible- many early mermaids are pictured with two tails, leaving space between them for a vagina. Just in case that wasn't obvious enough for you, the standard pose for these mermaids was lying on their backs, split tails wrapped up over their heads in a way that I've see most often in parts of the Kama Sutra. Mermaid porn, as it were.

The funny thing is, one of there spread-eagle sirens is so common amongst us that you are probably sitting near her right now. She's been censored ofer the last few years, of course- you can probably only see her face. But if you've lived in the Northeast for a while, you may well be able to think WAAAY back, to when the Starbucks logo looked like this:



currently, though, her tails are just at the edges of the design:



For more mermaid porn (sans tail entirely), check out my new set in member review, Mermaid Fantasy

VIEW 25 of 29 COMMENTS
voodoochile93:
That's the coolest thing I've heard in a long time. Yes, it's been a slow couple of months, but still....
Sep 2, 2008
fatality:
That's awesome.
Sep 2, 2008

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