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Thursday Apr 24, 2008

Apr 24, 2008
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If one wanted to take a chair on an airplane, how would one go about that?

I'm a week or so from a trip to the Land of Ports with d23 to welcome hippomonki's wee munchkin to the planet! Neat! I'm usually really freaked out by babies, but I'm sure hippomonki will protect me from the wee maulings of her cub.

Meanwhile, however, i'm supposed to return a chair I accidentaly absconded with when I left Portland...I don't want to move it to LA with me! Besides, all of my comic books are being held ransom until it is reunited with the other five.

So- can I just box it? Will a UPS Store box it for me?

And, how will I climb on top of my desk naked in the middle of the night to get enough leverage to close the fucking window without a chair? frown
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frankdelgato:
UPS will do it, but check with other shippers. OR...
Maybe you could get people to pass it along down the coast for you as a favor. Like the underground railroad. But for a chair. Heading south.
Apr 29, 2008
murrey:
Stilts. Use stilts to get up high enough to gain proper leverage.
May 2, 2008

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