I would tell you all about last night...about how I made it to the final round in a mechanical bull-riding competition, but was bested at the last minute by a man who chose to ride completely nude....but I think I'll wait to get the video back. Check back next week for my first video update: Nixon vs. the Bull
I'd get it together sooner, but it's Bats Day Weekend! Fuck, yeah!

I'd get it together sooner, but it's Bats Day Weekend! Fuck, yeah!

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jonnytrrrash7:
please tell me you let him win.
jersey:
HOPE YOU HAVE FUN AT BATS DAY. and i just realized you have a chapter in the the book tour smart. hope all is well