Turns out I'm on a most stupendous mission to cover the Consumer Electronics Show for SG in 3 weeks. I'm excited about it, though I did find it strange that I had to fight in order to get recognition at some of these press events.
"Sorry, but SuicideGirls is not the kind of demographic we're looking for."
Don't they get it? We're geeks, gamers and tech gurus.. what more could you want? Turns out Bob and Jaylin are going to be there as well.. and I've been admiring them from afar so I'm rather giddy about seeing them in person.
I don't have much in the way of clothes.. being in that weird weight limbo. My "fat pants" are ginormous but my "skinny jeans" make a lovely muffin top.
Mmm... muffins.
I better come up with something soon as I hope to set my phasers to stun when I meet the girls this January.
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Anyhow...
So what are you actually gonna do at this consumer electronics show? I hope you pwn the people that thought SG inappropriate!
I'm not going to lie, a wee bit jealous of the CES thing - what are you most excited about seeing there?
HOLY FUCK. You like Serenity and Grim Fandango?
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE: friended