nivoldoog

Hoes before Bros;


Well we all know the saying "bro's before hoes" yea? Well there are sometimes when the reverse is true as well. Mostly due to the fact of the saying. Sometimes the bro needs to know that his friend... needs a hoe. Now for you women that want to try to get offend at this word "hoe" Shut the fuck up! This is not used as a derogatory statement. It is used simply as a way to express a generalization of women, as guys see it. You do it too... I'm sure... in some fashion. Ok... Well this "bro" mite need a hoe, possible due to the fact he needs some vag. more then he needs a friend making fun of him for not getting any... lol... Or, he needs a hoe because there is a lot that a hoe can be useful for that a bro cannot, or should not be there for.

A) Sex... Leave that to the faggots... You shut up as well...

B) Sensitivity... Hey, Hey... We all got that side, if you don't... I pity you fool... You try as you mite, you will not be able to escape it. You mite think you can but you are only fooling yourself my friend. It mite come out as a bar fight, you crying to your friend over a "hoe", work, life, blah..... Then you come out looking like a bitch! When all it is... is that you need a bitch. You need that "mother" figure to wipe your ass, tell you it is ok, and figuratively / literally, suck your dick.... Boost that ego, set it right, and let us spill our guts with out being called the sissy we truly are...

Brother, you mite want to disagree, call me names, or other macho bull shit. But hey, think about YOUR friend.... Do you want to hear all that bull shit from him. NO! You don't, and furthermore, I get tired of it... Sure, I am more in touch with all that pansy bullshit then most. But! But! It gives me some pleasure as well... Shut up queer! No the pleasure is to know at least my life is not as bad as this sissy crying on my shoulder. Or at least I pray it is not that bad... Other wise instead of listening, or whatever, Im too busy thinking... "My life sucks TOO!" and that's nothing but a slippery slope downhill.

So remember this next time your friend runs off to be with a hoe... He must NEED her, and that makes you that much better then him, right? Because you can get vag. all you want, you don't NEED it. Or you don't have any problems, and if that's the case, go nail your ass to a cross Jesus, I got a lot of sins you can die for, BITCH!