Ideal Day?
A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He had a few drinks and chatted with the bartender. The bartender was experienced and had learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he...
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A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He had a few drinks and chatted with the bartender. The bartender was experienced and had learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he...
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Buffalo Theory
I know all of you have read or heard this wisdom before, but I have not seen anyone explain it as well as the all mighty wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went:
"Well ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo...
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I know all of you have read or heard this wisdom before, but I have not seen anyone explain it as well as the all mighty wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went:
"Well ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo...
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nitpick00:
Minor Planets 36 to 40
36 Atalante
37 Fides
38 Leda
39 Laetitia
40 Harmonia
36 Atalante
37 Fides
38 Leda
39 Laetitia
40 Harmonia
Seeing-Eye Dogs
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my...
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There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my...
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nitpick00:
Minor Planets 31 to 35
31 Euphrosyne
32 Pomona
33 Polyhymnia
34 Circe
35 Leukothea
31 Euphrosyne
32 Pomona
33 Polyhymnia
34 Circe
35 Leukothea
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nitpick00:
Minor Planets 26 to 30
26 Proserpina
27 Euterpe
28 Bellona
29 Amphitrite
30 Urania
26 Proserpina
27 Euterpe
28 Bellona
29 Amphitrite
30 Urania
Christian
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and...
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A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and...
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nitpick00:
Minor Planets 21 to 25
21 Lutetia
22 Kalliope
23 Thalia
24 Themis
25 Phocaea
21 Lutetia
22 Kalliope
23 Thalia
24 Themis
25 Phocaea
#1
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your...
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your...
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nitpick00:
Minor Planets 16 to 20
16 Pysche
17 Thetis
18 Melpomene
19 Fortuna
20 Massalia
16 Pysche
17 Thetis
18 Melpomene
19 Fortuna
20 Massalia
BBQ - The Man's Way
Definition of Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray...
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Definition of Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray...
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nitpick00:
Minor Planets 11 to 15
11 Parthenope
12 Victoria
13 Egeria
14 Irene
15 Eunomia
11 Parthenope
12 Victoria
13 Egeria
14 Irene
15 Eunomia
The Cowboy Without A Horse
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a...
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a...
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nitpick00:
The 2 Five minor planets
6 Hebe
7 Iris
8 Flora
9 Metis
10 Hygiea
6 Hebe
7 Iris
8 Flora
9 Metis
10 Hygiea
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The first 5 minor planets.
1 Ceres
2 Pallas
3 Juno
4 Vesta
5 Astraea
1 Ceres
2 Pallas
3 Juno
4 Vesta
5 Astraea
41 Daphne
42 Isis
43 Ariadne
44 Nysa
45 Eugenia