The site had to post your comment twice to convey just how truly amazing you are!

Now back to trying to finagle a 20 gauge wire into a 27 gauge hole. Memo to self: if a plug has been on a phone for more decades than you have been alive (and said plug still does its job admirably) leave it alone.

No apology necessary. As I said, it's all the site's doing.

I "broke" my phone because I thought I could upgrade the jack easily. I was wrong.