ANNOUNCEMENT
I am taking a bullshit vacation.
no more bullshit is allowed to happen. no more.
in fact, in honor of my vacation from the extraordinary amounts of bullshit I have endured this past week, I have decided that someone is going to send me to a fantastic topical beach-- or at least somewhere with a nice hot tub-- and I will receive an invigorating heated lava stone massage-- or at least an enthusiastic backrub from my boyfriend-- and the finest riches in cuisine will be laid before me-- or maybe I'll just stop in to godiva and treat myself to a dark chocolate key lime truffle.
that sounds like a fantastic bullshit vacation.
AND LET ME SAY THIS!
even though I have to work on saturday
I am mother fucking grateful that it's friday
because this week has been too long
and I am both too old
and too young
for this type of goddamn
motherfucking
bull
fucking
shit
to go on anymore.
here's a secret:
I am taking a bullshit vacation.
no more bullshit is allowed to happen. no more.
in fact, in honor of my vacation from the extraordinary amounts of bullshit I have endured this past week, I have decided that someone is going to send me to a fantastic topical beach-- or at least somewhere with a nice hot tub-- and I will receive an invigorating heated lava stone massage-- or at least an enthusiastic backrub from my boyfriend-- and the finest riches in cuisine will be laid before me-- or maybe I'll just stop in to godiva and treat myself to a dark chocolate key lime truffle.
that sounds like a fantastic bullshit vacation.
AND LET ME SAY THIS!
even though I have to work on saturday
I am mother fucking grateful that it's friday
because this week has been too long
and I am both too old
and too young
for this type of goddamn
motherfucking
bull
fucking
shit
to go on anymore.
here's a secret:
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(How this godforsaken state of more than nine million people has only FOUR locations while the 12,000-person county I grew up in has two is beyond me. *mutters darkly*)