Thursday Oct 05, 2006

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ANNOUNCEMENT

I am taking a bullshit vacation.

no more bullshit is allowed to happen. no more.

in fact, in honor of my vacation from the extraordinary amounts of bullshit I have endured this past week, I have decided that someone is going to send me to a fantastic topical beach-- or at least somewhere with a nice hot tub-- and I will receive an invigorating heated lava stone massage-- or at least an enthusiastic backrub from my boyfriend-- and the finest riches in cuisine will be laid before me-- or maybe I'll just stop in to godiva and treat myself to a dark chocolate key lime truffle.

that sounds like a fantastic bullshit vacation.

AND LET ME SAY THIS!

even though I have to work on saturday

I am mother fucking grateful that it's friday

because this week has been too long

and I am both too old

and too young

for this type of goddamn

motherfucking

bull

fucking

shit

to go on anymore.

here's a secret:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I don't have any money to buy myself anything, and I haven't in a long time. for over a year now, any time I've wanted anything, I've gone to amazon.com and put it on my wishlist. I have a whole separate secret wishlist for things that are silly because they are furniture/ household items and I live in a 10"x11" box, but that's another issue entirely. this weekend, I think I'm going to be entirely wasteful and silly and buy myself something I will never use, like lipstick or earings or new underwear. or a dark chocolate key lime truffle from godiva......

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
giggles:
i could use a massage too after all the crocheting i've been doing
syh:
Godiva, in my humbly overstated opinion, is cowflop compared to the delicacy that is Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. biggrin

(How this godforsaken state of more than nine million people has only FOUR locations while the 12,000-person county I grew up in has two is beyond me. *mutters darkly*)

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