I woke up this morning extremely close to orgasm. a partner once told me that I masturbate in my sleep, so being awake and actually able to enjoy it, well, I did.
I'm not really sure why I'm such a hornball, but I am not afraid to admit that I like sex. it causes me a great deal of displeasure that it's been two months since I've had sex with anyone but myself, but at least the sex with me is good.
it's a good thing I'm not having sex with anyone else, though, because then I would want a cigarette. in the past two and half weeks I've had three cigarettes (all while drinking), and I don't think I'm ready to break that part of the habit.
and then I would want maybe five cigarettes and that would just be bad. because I really shouldn't bum five cigarettes. I would have to buy my own pack, and then I wouldn't just smoke five, I would smoke all twenty.
and, you know, then I would realize that I honestly have no interest in quitting at all and I wouldn't only buy one pack. and that would be a problem.
so I think I'm abstaining from sex with other people so I don't smoke.
hm.
I'm not really sure why I'm such a hornball, but I am not afraid to admit that I like sex. it causes me a great deal of displeasure that it's been two months since I've had sex with anyone but myself, but at least the sex with me is good.
it's a good thing I'm not having sex with anyone else, though, because then I would want a cigarette. in the past two and half weeks I've had three cigarettes (all while drinking), and I don't think I'm ready to break that part of the habit.
and then I would want maybe five cigarettes and that would just be bad. because I really shouldn't bum five cigarettes. I would have to buy my own pack, and then I wouldn't just smoke five, I would smoke all twenty.
and, you know, then I would realize that I honestly have no interest in quitting at all and I wouldn't only buy one pack. and that would be a problem.
so I think I'm abstaining from sex with other people so I don't smoke.
hm.
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escapeodt:
erm...it may have done...*scratches head* i didn't see any kinda message indicating that i'd received a friend request (but then again, i've never had anyone make a friend request before, so i don't even know if you're supposed to get one!) but i see that you have been added to my friends list. does that automatically add me to yours? you'd think i'd know this stuff after being a members of this site for years...heh. sorry for sounding so dumb....*shakes head sadly*
syh:
No, I'm smart. S-M-R-T, smart. My kitchen is chock full of pointy things & hot things, neither one of which is conducive to enjoyable recreation. Plus it's kinda small.
