ninji

i *think* the trick to have a fuckbuddy is to like them well enough but know for dead certain that you'd never want to date them, whether they wanted to date you or not. might go so far as to say, like them, but feel a little superior to them at the same time. besides, they'll sense that and it'll drive them crazy hehe.
not that i would know, of course. .....
and snugllebuddies are fine and dandy, but could theoretically leave you feeling even lonlier.
sigh. xo

I can't believe I'm saying this. I hope my man-club membership doesn't get revoked:

snugglebuddies are the way to go. there is an intimacy in snuggling that by far surpasses libido-driven genital grinding.

hrm.. another wishcast? I tend to be extremely careful for what I wish for, but for you (and all your journal readers) I shall indulge myself and divulge:

I want the ability to turn my thoughts (the deeper ones, the ones that get me into trouble, and/or the ones that are just stupid) on and off like a switch. I want switches for each thought-utility. I want to turn on my b.s.'ing thought processes when I meet someone for the first time and/or attempt to woo. I want to turn on my wild and crazy thought processes when such induced action would cheer up a friend in dire need of wanton randominity.

for some reason the word pedant came to mind today. I checked the definition, and gottdamm, is that a cool word. I can go up to coffee shop intellectualists and call them pedants, or refer to their conversation matter as blathering pedantery.

hee!

and if they actually do know the meaning of the word, I'm betting that their taking offence will be overwhelmed with their impressedness of me.