Our collective asses were handed to us last night by a flurry of tornados. Luckily, all I lost was a few shingles, a few pots that blew over and broke, and a branch or two. I thought the dogs were going to have a heart attack. Jersey cowered in the bathroom all night. Pep just kept pacing. Poor little things.
In happier news... I received...
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It's cooled down a little because of the rain, but it is still just hot enough for me to feel like one lazy beeotch. Plus, after my post last night, I got a little surprise which turned into a very late night, so now I'm all tired. I'd tell you about it... but then I'd have to kill you.
I got an email from an...
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ckdexterhaven:
Wow, really? Craziness. Glad you guys made it out alright, those twisters can be wicked sometimes. And about that Last.fm thing, it's pretty simple. You just download a plugin for whatever media player you use (I use Windows Media) and it keeps track of what you listen to. I think it's really cool. It'll also recommend stuff to you based on what you listen to. And it has a free radio thing too, which is cool as well. 
ckdexterhaven:
oh, here's something I just saw, thought you might get a kick out of it. Remember that headbutt thing during the world cup final? Course you do. Now it's a video game. Check it out: zidane_head_butt_game
Christ. It's Hot.
I tried going to bed early, but after an hour of tossing and turning, trying to find the cool spot on the pillow, I'm back up. Fuck Summer. Fuck it in its stupid ass.
I've got the travel bug again. I'm antsy. I want a change of locale. But I've promised myself that any extra money is going into home improvement. Maybe...
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I tried going to bed early, but after an hour of tossing and turning, trying to find the cool spot on the pillow, I'm back up. Fuck Summer. Fuck it in its stupid ass.
I've got the travel bug again. I'm antsy. I want a change of locale. But I've promised myself that any extra money is going into home improvement. Maybe...
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perdita:
Oooh sending in a set? Good luck!
Yeah we don't have really oppressive heat at the moment, it's just sort of humid.
Haha the nice thing about being single is I can be really lazy about shaving my legs . . . I haven't shaved in a week or so. ^_^
Yeah we don't have really oppressive heat at the moment, it's just sort of humid.
Haha the nice thing about being single is I can be really lazy about shaving my legs . . . I haven't shaved in a week or so. ^_^
ckdexterhaven:
Wow, I never knew you cared.
Which part did I change? And why did I change it? Hmmm? Miss Psyche.
And if you say the "gummy bears" in my VICES spot, I'll be very dissapointed in you. I've had gummy bears in my profile since before you were born.
Well, I was pretty sure no one was getting the Seinfeld reference in my STATS spot. And it was quite a long, rambling, sloppily constructed sentence. So I figure I sound smarter now.
I just think that picture's cute cause of the look on your face. It's priceless.
Which part did I change? And why did I change it? Hmmm? Miss Psyche.
And if you say the "gummy bears" in my VICES spot, I'll be very dissapointed in you. I've had gummy bears in my profile since before you were born.
Well, I was pretty sure no one was getting the Seinfeld reference in my STATS spot. And it was quite a long, rambling, sloppily constructed sentence. So I figure I sound smarter now.
I just think that picture's cute cause of the look on your face. It's priceless.
mmmm... carrot cake.
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ckdexterhaven:
You know, I don't think ice cream ships well
All right, all right, miss scientist know-it-all. What if it's that dehydrated space ice cream? hmmm?
Yeah, that Cloud dude is pretty hot. In a femme kind of way.
I was veggie for health reasons and for my love of animals. Though I leaned more toward the animal reasons. Dude, your muffins need a home. You've got to adopt:
take care 
ckdexterhaven:
guns? yeah, that guy could use a manbra. he's falling out of his shirt there. I've got the cheekbones, I'll get back to you on the guns, k?
And about that muffin/icecream combo, all i'll say is don't knock it til you try it. Don't be so closeminded. Ever try gummy bears and mayonaise. That's good times right there. heh.
And about that muffin/icecream combo, all i'll say is don't knock it til you try it. Don't be so closeminded. Ever try gummy bears and mayonaise. That's good times right there. heh.
Two more fosters found homes today! Yay!
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ckdexterhaven:
I'm actually currently not a bar-tender at the place that I work, though I have been in the past, right now I'm strictly a food server. Though I do serve drinks from time to time. I actually prefer the food part, because of the fact that you mentioned. Drunks suck, big time. But the money is pretty impressive, I have to admit. So you paint? That's cool, poetry and writing is my main creative outlet. So are you as excited as I am about Clerks 2 coming out soon? It's gonna rule, you know this...
naeon:
"Fosters. Australian for Beer!"
I am a productive monkey today. Weeeeeee! Watch me go!
(P.S. A memorial will be held this week for the PS2. Candle vigil followed by canapes and punch. In lieu of flowers, please send money to the "I need a new PS2" fund - thank you.)
Edit: Is SG super laggy or is it just me?
(P.S. A memorial will be held this week for the PS2. Candle vigil followed by canapes and punch. In lieu of flowers, please send money to the "I need a new PS2" fund - thank you.)
Edit: Is SG super laggy or is it just me?
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perdita:
That sucks. Although used PS2's are pretty cheap, I was at a video game store the other day.
ckdexterhaven:
Tony the Tiger went to college? What was his major? Pimping Breakfast Cereal? With a minor in a Complete Breafast?
Damn, you sure get around. Did you give him his first tattoo? He's got this sick tat of this naked chick tiger on his back. If I was into tiger porn I might actually be aroused by it, but alas.
Damn, you sure get around. Did you give him his first tattoo? He's got this sick tat of this naked chick tiger on his back. If I was into tiger porn I might actually be aroused by it, but alas.
Happy 4th of July. You'll have to excuse me, but I'm a little inebriated. Today has been an all around crap day, but oddly enough I'm in a pretty good mood. First off, my precious PS2 finally broke. I think a little piece of my heart died with it. I'm already feeling serious withdrawl. It is a sad day indeed.
To make things worse, my...
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silverrevolver:
You startled me!
ckdexterhaven:
thanks. I suddenly turn like 6 years old when I'm a little tanked. Not that i'm not awkward when i'm sober, but it really shines through with alcohol get's involved.
Seriously, if this heat doesn't let up soon, I'm going to have to start hitting myself in the head with a hammer.
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madhatter32481:
hey thanks for the suggestions of places to check out. That dvd place I will definitly check out. Have a good 4th of July! 
faefae:
Dude, just come visit me. I have happy air conditioning.
Oh holy God... it's... so... fucking.... hot. Kill me now.
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braveart:
i just bought a window AC unit for the living room, i already have one in the bedroom. With both of them on full blast + the ceiling fan on high, I can only keep it to about 85degrees in here.
rockinbtch:
WORD!
PS Congrats on taking your first set!
I am doing well. All things considered...constant drama. Anyway, thatnks for asking.... you're the best!
PS Congrats on taking your first set!
I am doing well. All things considered...constant drama. Anyway, thatnks for asking.... you're the best!
The hits just keep on coming. Two more emails tonight from the crazy lady... the first demanding money to pay her back for caring for me as a child. The second, yelling at me for not having a shower, which I admit has me a bit confused because a) I have a shower, b) I've always had a shower, c) If I didn't have a...
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perdita:
i wish i could offer mom advice but you seem to have a pretty good handle on the situation.
good luck on the job!!!!
good luck on the job!!!!
delores:
that's fucked! my mom has occassionally pulled that shit on me. when i bring up that i gave her $300 (when i was only making about that much every two weeks) to save the fucking house (it was the last little bit she needed, if i didn't she would have been screwed), she always throws in my face that she did this and this and this when i was a child. argh! that's the parent's job! i was 20 when i gave her that money, i had zero obligation to do so. and she still likes to call me selfish. and that's not even the only time i've given her a large amount of money (she brings home $600 + per week, and some how she's still always broke 
)... and that's the reason i'm still stuck living here... every time i'd get some money saved, she'd need like 3/4 of it and by the time she'd pay me back, i'd need the money to pay bills or something so i couldn't save it.
argh, mother's are shit sometimes.
sorry for the rant.
good luck with the job and all!
)... and that's the reason i'm still stuck living here... every time i'd get some money saved, she'd need like 3/4 of it and by the time she'd pay me back, i'd need the money to pay bills or something so i couldn't save it.
argh, mother's are shit sometimes.
sorry for the rant.
good luck with the job and all!
Wow... it's another hot one here. The heat makes me sleepy.
For the fourth day in a row, got another drunken, guilt filled, insulting email from mommy bipolar. Little does she know, that crap doesn't work on me anymore. I cannot and will not be held responsible for the poor decisions she continues to make. Sorry. I refuse to be once again sucked into her...
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For the fourth day in a row, got another drunken, guilt filled, insulting email from mommy bipolar. Little does she know, that crap doesn't work on me anymore. I cannot and will not be held responsible for the poor decisions she continues to make. Sorry. I refuse to be once again sucked into her...
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silverrevolver:
That would be awesome! I do laugh I swear, and I sing to my cats, watch cartoons nand indulge in yo mama jokes multiple times a day.
In print I always seem serious and brooding. The short of it is I am breaking up with somebody amazing, because neither of us are ready for a relationship, and some small dishonestys on my part. This process has been like a mirror, I see and understand all these things about myself that I have ignored, or thought I was past. I have decided to makes some serious changes as a person, and it's going to be very hard and very lonely. There it is...
In print I always seem serious and brooding. The short of it is I am breaking up with somebody amazing, because neither of us are ready for a relationship, and some small dishonestys on my part. This process has been like a mirror, I see and understand all these things about myself that I have ignored, or thought I was past. I have decided to makes some serious changes as a person, and it's going to be very hard and very lonely. There it is...
crispy:
Yeah, like I'd really want THAT job!!
Enjoy your Fourth!!
Enjoy your Fourth!!
I'm having an issue with one of my dreads... there is this one medium size dread on the right side of my head above my ear that STICKS STRAIGHT OUT! Its hilarious. I feel like a lopsided bug, or like I have a handle bar or something.
Superman comes out tomorrow and I'm still undecided on whether or not I want to see it. I'm...
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whaa:
If you consider 10% a discount.
I got a monster spider bite a couple of weeks back. It ended up swelling from my elbow to my armpit, so I went to the ER and they put me on Prednizone. I love spiders...why must they bite me??
I got a monster spider bite a couple of weeks back. It ended up swelling from my elbow to my armpit, so I went to the ER and they put me on Prednizone. I love spiders...why must they bite me??
aya:
You're a lover of the exotic. And fruity
sorry your ipod didnt work ive got two and i havnt had too many problems yet