Quote of the day:
"...it's like you're trying to nail jello to the wall..."
"...it's like you're trying to nail jello to the wall..."
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roddly:
mmmm chineese dinner. my mouth savours already. shall we say around 8? i've always wanted to eat dinner on my knees where the table cuts swiftly into my thighs and i have to eat with two wooden spikes of stabbiness. i'm so there dude, so there.
ceraphim2:
okee i had another wierd one last night. i was at this track meet which some guys hated me and my friend corey there so they ran me off. then we got in this purple pimp car and drove to a cornfield. there was a thunderstorm chasing us and a herd of llamas but we were chasing the llamas. we got out and they trampled the field so they were easy to track. corey got left behind. i found them but they had all turned to golden ones and when i went to pick them up they kinda dinged and disappeared like coins in mario. i found this hole i crawled in and there were baby monkey in a nursery watching a tiny tv at the end of a long tunnel. there was a book next to them that had commands someone had taught them. i read the one that told them to sit and they all ran to little chairs and sat down, but i got the impression they hated it like the person who trained them had beat them to make them do it. then i was at home telling my parents about how someone at abused these monkeys... you're my official dream translator so help me!

