Happy 4th of July. You'll have to excuse me, but I'm a little inebriated. Today has been an all around crap day, but oddly enough I'm in a pretty good mood. First off, my precious PS2 finally broke. I think a little piece of my heart died with it. I'm already feeling serious withdrawl. It is a sad day indeed.
To make things worse, my coffee table jumped out and bit me. I've been clipping it a lot lately, but I got it good today. Now, my knee is all swollen and purple and I'm pretty sure I shattered my kneecap or something. Boo hoo.
My redneck neighbors keep lighting fireworks off right in front of the house. My poor sissy dogs are cowering in the bathroom. I keep waiting to hear sirens because one of those morons has blown a finger off.
But it finally rained. Oh sweet sweet rain. Lowered the temperature by 20 degrees. Summer can blow me. But I'm happy it's finally cooler.
To make things worse, my coffee table jumped out and bit me. I've been clipping it a lot lately, but I got it good today. Now, my knee is all swollen and purple and I'm pretty sure I shattered my kneecap or something. Boo hoo.
My redneck neighbors keep lighting fireworks off right in front of the house. My poor sissy dogs are cowering in the bathroom. I keep waiting to hear sirens because one of those morons has blown a finger off.
But it finally rained. Oh sweet sweet rain. Lowered the temperature by 20 degrees. Summer can blow me. But I'm happy it's finally cooler.
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silverrevolver:
You startled me!
ckdexterhaven:
thanks. I suddenly turn like 6 years old when I'm a little tanked. Not that i'm not awkward when i'm sober, but it really shines through with alcohol get's involved. 