ninjathat

At work:

Bethany(co-worker): A little birdy told me that their sister thinks your cute.
Me: oh yeah?
Bethany: Yeah, but they have a few questions.
Me: okay...?
Bethany: Are you gay, are you in a relationship, how old are you?
Me: Why is that always the first question?! Everyone always asks that! Why!
Bethany: just answere them.
Me: No, No, 18, soon to be 19 in january.
Bethany: ok. *smiles and walks off*
Me: HEY! who is it?
Bethany: just a little birdy thats sister thinks your cute.
Me: i hate you.
Bethany: Liar.
Me: *blush* i know....



Why is that alway the first question when a girl thinks i am cute?
Why wont girls just come up and ask me themselfs, why do they have to go through like 3 people?
Do i really come off as gay?
Girls are confusing...