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Another year has passed and i have no idea what I'm doing in life and i couldn't be happier


So I really dont watch "how i met your mother" but my buddy scott sent me this and All i want to do now is go play laser tag........



Application to Stinsons Way Awesome Team (SWAT)


Name: __________________________________________________________________________



Alias: __________________________________________________________________________



Age: ___________________________________________________________________________



Weight and Height: ________________________________________________________________



How many somersaults can you do in a row? _____________________________________________



How many times have you watched Die Hard? ___________________________________________



Favorite Quote? __________________________________________________________________



Whats your wing span? ____________________________________________________________



Do you own your own laser tag equipment? If so, what make and model? (Professional grade only, please) ___________________________________________________________________________



What martial art do you specialize in? _________________________________________________



How many years did you spend training on top of a mountain with a bushy-eybrowed old man? ________________________________________________________________________________



Did you eventually become the master? __________________________________________________



Whats your visual acuity? ____________________________________________________________



Has your vision been enhanced by any sort of super-secret government nanotechnology? __________________________________________________________________________________



Do you own a black turtleneck? _______________________________________________________



Does your family have a history of heart disease? (My lawyer says I have to ask this one) _________________________________________________________________________________


Did you grow up in a survivalist community or third world country where every day was a battle to survive? ________________________________________________________________________________

If yes, did you use lasers to survive? ___________________________________________________

Whats your favorite Mel Brooks movie? __________________________________________________

If you answered anything other than Spaceballs, you can stop right here, because theres no way you can be my partner.

Have you served in the military? _______________________________________________________

Was it one of the secret branches that youre not supposed to talk about? _______________________

Did you use lasers? _____________________________________________________________

Can you incapacitate someone using only your pinky? ______________________________________

Would you have any moral objection to using your skills on a particularly annoying 14-year-old whos walked away with the trophy three years running? _________________________________________

How many corn dogs can you eat in a row? ______________________________________________

NOTE: If you have boobs, tear up the application and just send a picture of yourself in Princess Leias gold bikini costume from Return of the Jedi.

I, the undersigned, residing in the county of _____________, state of ___________, do hereby declare my intent to practice, train and participate in all laser tag related activities set forth by Barney Stinson and the Stinsons Way Awesome Team (SWAT). I accept that submission of the above application represents my consent to participate in a Battle Royale and/or Capture the Flag to determine the most qualified applicant. I recognize the possibility of physical injury associated with said activity. I release, discharge and agree to hold harmless Barney Stinson, SWAT and his affiliated organizations and sponsors from any and all liability, claims or demands arising from my participation in the above programs, specifically to include any and all claims for personal injuries sustained while present or participating in the programs or traveling to or from events in the programs or while on trips sponsored by or in conjunction to the programs.

The undersigned have read and fully understand and agree to the forgoing.

X ______________________________________________________
Applicant Signature