my sweet friend rose is in town, which means going out everynight this week.... so i had to buy some new shoes. they're almost too sexy for me... almost.
last night we went to a local pub for some drinks and the waitress brought me over a shot that some creepy guy baught for me... she said that he was convinced that i was his second cousin.... what a ridiculous pick up line.
tonight we're going out dancing! maybe more creepy guys will hit on me. i'll keep my fingers crossed.
last night we went to a local pub for some drinks and the waitress brought me over a shot that some creepy guy baught for me... she said that he was convinced that i was his second cousin.... what a ridiculous pick up line.
tonight we're going out dancing! maybe more creepy guys will hit on me. i'll keep my fingers crossed.
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Second cousin. Wait, isn't that actually one of your parent's cousins.
First are your Aunt or Uncle's kid. Second is your parent's cousin. Third is their child (parent's, cousin's, child).
Thats a horrible pickup line. Of course, most of them are if you think it out logically. Sorry I won't do that again.
Here's my favorite: "Like pizza?" "Sure" "Me too, lets fuck"