bahaha.
out of all the times i've had sex in public, and sex in cars in parking lots that were in plain sight....

last night, i went to this real deserted area with my boy and we started having sex.
then the cops showed up.
i almost got slapped with that "contributing to the deliquency of a minor" stuff, since my boyfriend doens't turn 18 until january.
but...the cops let us go with a warning.
'twas pretty damn funny after the fact.
the cop said to him, "button up." so jay went to get his jacket and the cop continued, "no, your pants. the zipper's down."

what a crazy night.