Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

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I'm not going to have internet for a while, possibly til the end of the month. my sg account might lapse, i'm not sure. but i will be back as soon as i get my internet sorted out! i expect some good interesting comments involving turkeys in unitards and such in my journal when i come back.
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funktion:
noo don't leave us nimmers!!! kiss

have fun in the real world!! aka boring land tongue

mmm cheese!!

i need to call you one of these days wink
friedbanana105:
* digs up old but not forgotten phone number *

Saturday Jul 23, 2005

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my apartment building started on fire.

none of the fire alarms went off.

I only knew something was wrong when the fireman pounded on my door shouting ""FIRE DEPARTMENT, OPEN UP! THERE'S A FIRE YOU NEED TO GET OUT NOW!"

i'm moving out. very soon.
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friedbanana:
You'd be funnier if you weren't such a homophobe. tongue
friedbanana:
Too late to backtrack now, Nimmers

Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

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"What a pretty and elegant idea", he said bitterly, "to soar, to fly, to converse with the clouds and romp with the rain. Throw yourself at the ground, he says, throw yourself at the ground...and miss!"

"Codswallop." He threw the book to the ground in fury. The dirt on the ground mixed with his tears of rage to make a salty stew of regret seasoned...
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funktion:
mmm lime!! love

and written on that tiny gravestone was... wink


how ya been nimmers, i need to give you a ring, i miss our little talks kiss

i still have that vm of your friends calling me that night.. haha
funktion:

Wednesday Jul 13, 2005

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lilyk:
they may have some "person massagers" in their drugstores section...
eponine:
i have a vibrator kinda like those only it's a flower and i fucking hate it. it sucks.

Thursday Jul 07, 2005

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Radio, play my favorite song.
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sgdevotee:
only if you lick it off...

or rather - only if YOU lick it off kiss
bentman:
I'll be at your birthday party - just give me the when/where/whats and count me in smile

I just had the guy from the Post-Crescent interview me - it turns out he's an old high school buddy! Small world indeed.

If you want to buy a copy of my comic either come to the signing at PowerHouse on Saturday (1pm-5pm), or order my book online and I'll mail it out to you; I'll sign it and everything too.

And what IS your favorite song? wink

Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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hey GUYS.

quit thinking with your fucking dicks.

asshole.
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inabsentia:
Goo!! What's wrong?

melladoree:
LESBIAN!

Tuesday Jun 14, 2005

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someone come and at least pretend to be interested in what i have to say.

BROKEN ASS LESBIAN FOUR-EYED BITCH!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's me!
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dookiejones:
Ummmm.....the candy-man?
lilyk:
was it dookie?

Sunday Jun 05, 2005

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I had a good night.

I went to a DINNER PAHTAY. We sat at long, beautiful tables, and were served a six course meal. It started off with strawberry daquiri soup with lime sorbet, then olive oil/butter poached butter fish wrapped in a shrimp with spring rolls, then lamb with mint sauce and a vidalia onion/pear chutney, followed by a blackberry sorbet to cleanse the...
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datsun:
you could date a Scorpio. we're not a great mtach, but with work it can be great, and there are definite fireworks. love
datsun:
how you doin'?
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