I'm back! i took a little hiatus, a little vacation, if you will, just to get life back together, and I'm happy to say it was successful.
So much stuff going on in my life, most of which isn't very interesting, but what, do you think i'm here to amuse you? YOU THINK I"M A CLOWN HERE TO AMUSE YOU?! EH?!
anyway, summer is here and that makes me incredibly happy. it was almost ninety degrees earlier this week, so me and friends hung out on the porch, ate good homemade food, drank, and smoked until three in the morning. watched the same dude go by on his motorcycle sixteen times. commented at least thirty times on how nice of a night it was. probably about seventeen comments on the fact that i hadn't shaved my legs that day. fifteen or so comments devoted to friend aimee's sluttiness, she just kept feeding me lines though. i mean, what do YOU say when a promiscous girl says to you "i only like doing then big easy ones?". okay so she was referring to washing dishes, but STILL. she's awesome.
i even have new hair. it's kind of a natural purply red color, very nice.
AND i think that's about it. tell me a joke!
So much stuff going on in my life, most of which isn't very interesting, but what, do you think i'm here to amuse you? YOU THINK I"M A CLOWN HERE TO AMUSE YOU?! EH?!
anyway, summer is here and that makes me incredibly happy. it was almost ninety degrees earlier this week, so me and friends hung out on the porch, ate good homemade food, drank, and smoked until three in the morning. watched the same dude go by on his motorcycle sixteen times. commented at least thirty times on how nice of a night it was. probably about seventeen comments on the fact that i hadn't shaved my legs that day. fifteen or so comments devoted to friend aimee's sluttiness, she just kept feeding me lines though. i mean, what do YOU say when a promiscous girl says to you "i only like doing then big easy ones?". okay so she was referring to washing dishes, but STILL. she's awesome.
i even have new hair. it's kind of a natural purply red color, very nice.
AND i think that's about it. tell me a joke!
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magnadolce:
Quite the contrary; I'm a positive pete!
v0rge:
Hey, welcome back. I found you in the 1:05. Damn are you pretty!