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i can do this:



I Gotta Get Out Of Here! It's Like I'm
Being Tied To The Hood Of A Yellow
Rental Truck, Being Packed In With
Fertilizer And Fuel Oil, Pushed Over A
Cliff By A Suicidal Mickey Mouse! - I've
Gotta Find A Way

MAUREEN
"To Jump Over The
Moon
Only Thing To Do Is
Jump Over The Moon

MAUREEN
Then A Little Bulldog Entered. His Name
(We Have Learned) Was Benny. And
Although He Once Had Priciples, He
Abandoned Them To Live As A Lap Dog To
A Wealthy Daughter Of The Revolution.

"That's Bull," He Said. "Ever Since The Cat
Took Up The Fiddle, That Cow's Been... Jumpy.
And The Dish And Spoon Were Evicted From
The Table - And Eloped... She's Had Trouble
With That Milk And The Moon Ever Since.
Maybe It's A... Female Thing, 'Cause Who'd Want To Leave Cyberland Anyway?...
Walls Ain't So Bad. The Dish And Spoon For Instance. They Were Down On Their Luck -
Knocked On My Doghouse Door. I Said, 'Not
In My Backyard, Utensils! Go Back To
China!'"

"The Only Way Out-Is Up," Elsie
Whispered To Me. "A Leap Of Faith. Still
Thirsty?" She Asked.
Parched. "Have
Some Milk." I Lowered Myself Beneath
Her And Held My Mouth To Her Swollen
Udder And tasted ed The Sweetest Milk I'd
Ever Tasted."

"Climb On Board." She Said. And As A
Harvest Moon Rose Over Cyberland, We
Reared Back And Sprang Into A Gallop.
Leaping Out Of Orbit!!!
VIEW 25 of 33 COMMENTS
turin:
ahhh... technical difficulites. talk tomorrow, yes?
Feb 10, 2004
iliedmyfaceoff:
How was the all-nighter?

Yeah, I doubt that I can beat your butt wiggling with my nose wiggling. wink
Feb 10, 2004

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