Eat that indecision! On the way to the bar I totally pushed the girl I wanted to make a decision and her choice was to not want anything more from me. Which should have been the other way around cause I dumped her because I wanted to hook up with this great girl. I'm no cheater. well.. is it cheating if you handcuff a coworker, bend her over the desk in the office, and beat her ass with a clipboard?
I hate states where you can't buy the bartender a shot! Thats the only good thing about Idaho. No really. Thats it. I've never been completely assertive during sex with someone before, I went home from the bar with this girl I always drunk text and proceeded to bite her nipples and tell her exactly what to do. On your knees! I need a fucking whip or something. It was pure kink, she said please and yes master. Why was I ever bent out of shape over some little virgin I deflowered? Stupid love chemicals, I need sedatives somedays I swear.
My thumb still kind of smells like butt...
I hate states where you can't buy the bartender a shot! Thats the only good thing about Idaho. No really. Thats it. I've never been completely assertive during sex with someone before, I went home from the bar with this girl I always drunk text and proceeded to bite her nipples and tell her exactly what to do. On your knees! I need a fucking whip or something. It was pure kink, she said please and yes master. Why was I ever bent out of shape over some little virgin I deflowered? Stupid love chemicals, I need sedatives somedays I swear.
My thumb still kind of smells like butt...