So,
tonight Isuffered my first and second blant shot down. I've been turned down quite a few times but never this bad. In fact I've been able to "recover" at a later date and do well.
Here is the jist of the first conversation (granted this girl had an awesome vintage shirt on)
me "Hi I'm Chris and I was just wondering where you got your shirt it looks Vintage but almost Designer quality"
Her " Yeah let me guess your going to name of a few designers and pretend what your talking about right? Just to get my number?"
Mr " er what? No I was complimenting you, I never meant any offense and I apologize If for some reason you were under the impression.
Her" So fucking typical why don't you take your ass and sit in the corner and and try to write poetry meanwhile you can get your damn degree in Pre law
Me: Looks at her:
Her "what you have nothing to say now frat boy?"
Me " I look around a bit and laugh"
Me " you know I could write some poetry about you, I could write a story, well hell I could write a fucking song if I wanted to. None the less it wouldn't matter. Let me guess your an art history major right?"
She nods
Me " figured as much if you want to know I am a Photography and a Creative writing major I do kow art but you take the cake. It seesm like you are trying to become something that your not fit for. You've probably wanted t obe an artist since you were young.....but you suck at it so you instead went to art history where you could pursue the kind of work you always wanted but were to lazy to develop right?
She looks at me and by this time her large boyfriend ( I stand at 6"1 156 pounds roughly) This guy was abnout 6' 4 and 275 pounds.
Him you have a problem with my girl?
Me " nope not at all I'll be going now"
so for some reason he decides t opunch in the back, hitting my neck muscles, I let it slide. But god damn am I sore now
Okay so second girl
" Hi what's up I'm Chris can I buy you a drink?"
Her" no"
Me " I'm sorry for interrupting have a good night miss"
her " typical from you Pre law/ frat boys why can't you stop thinking with your cock/"
Me " I take it you friends with *point to the first girl*"
her " yea I am"
Me " very nice and just to let you know I'm not in any frats nor will I ever be.
Her "yea whatever I'm going to call my boyfriend over"
Me " look I meant no offense at all no reason to call him over I'm sorry"
Her " oh really well anyways here is my boyfriend"
WEll typical this guy was your stereotpical frat boy. I assume he plays football for UD (university of Dayton).
I simply smile and buy them a drink and tell the guy he's lucky ( BTW these girls were gorgeous were talking my top five here worth and they were blones)
None the less I left the bar soon afterwards. It just reinforced why I don't date and why I've been single for a long time now.
Oh and just to let you all know before hand I hate being single hate hate hate hate it..................
Take care loves
UPDATED:
I forgot to mention that for some reason I could have sworn two girls looked exactly like Brandy and Vanessa but then I though to myself what the hell would they be doing in Dayton OH....someone was telling me once though that everyone has a twin it seems...but yes weird eh?
tonight Isuffered my first and second blant shot down. I've been turned down quite a few times but never this bad. In fact I've been able to "recover" at a later date and do well.
Here is the jist of the first conversation (granted this girl had an awesome vintage shirt on)
me "Hi I'm Chris and I was just wondering where you got your shirt it looks Vintage but almost Designer quality"
Her " Yeah let me guess your going to name of a few designers and pretend what your talking about right? Just to get my number?"
Mr " er what? No I was complimenting you, I never meant any offense and I apologize If for some reason you were under the impression.
Her" So fucking typical why don't you take your ass and sit in the corner and and try to write poetry meanwhile you can get your damn degree in Pre law
Me: Looks at her:
Her "what you have nothing to say now frat boy?"
Me " I look around a bit and laugh"
Me " you know I could write some poetry about you, I could write a story, well hell I could write a fucking song if I wanted to. None the less it wouldn't matter. Let me guess your an art history major right?"
She nods
Me " figured as much if you want to know I am a Photography and a Creative writing major I do kow art but you take the cake. It seesm like you are trying to become something that your not fit for. You've probably wanted t obe an artist since you were young.....but you suck at it so you instead went to art history where you could pursue the kind of work you always wanted but were to lazy to develop right?
She looks at me and by this time her large boyfriend ( I stand at 6"1 156 pounds roughly) This guy was abnout 6' 4 and 275 pounds.
Him you have a problem with my girl?
Me " nope not at all I'll be going now"
so for some reason he decides t opunch in the back, hitting my neck muscles, I let it slide. But god damn am I sore now
Okay so second girl
" Hi what's up I'm Chris can I buy you a drink?"
Her" no"
Me " I'm sorry for interrupting have a good night miss"
her " typical from you Pre law/ frat boys why can't you stop thinking with your cock/"
Me " I take it you friends with *point to the first girl*"
her " yea I am"
Me " very nice and just to let you know I'm not in any frats nor will I ever be.
Her "yea whatever I'm going to call my boyfriend over"
Me " look I meant no offense at all no reason to call him over I'm sorry"
Her " oh really well anyways here is my boyfriend"
WEll typical this guy was your stereotpical frat boy. I assume he plays football for UD (university of Dayton).
I simply smile and buy them a drink and tell the guy he's lucky ( BTW these girls were gorgeous were talking my top five here worth and they were blones)
None the less I left the bar soon afterwards. It just reinforced why I don't date and why I've been single for a long time now.
Oh and just to let you all know before hand I hate being single hate hate hate hate it..................
Take care loves
UPDATED:
I forgot to mention that for some reason I could have sworn two girls looked exactly like Brandy and Vanessa but then I though to myself what the hell would they be doing in Dayton OH....someone was telling me once though that everyone has a twin it seems...but yes weird eh?
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ningirl777:
Man, If I were you.....I'd have fucked those bitches up!! Stories like that are why I have very few female friends. Was there any need to be so damn cold??!! I HATE HATE HATE girls like that. They make the rest of us loook horrible. And what is up with that guy hitting you??...........that is so fucking lame and insecure. You're too sweet for people like that 
sicily:
that 1st girl sounds like a fucking pretentious twat bag...i'd stab her eye out with a fork, chew it up and spit if back in her smug little face