nikki_darling

I have been out of town for practically a friggin month. 725 bones will once again be due all too soon. I am never here.
All I do is bitch and moan- if you see me stumbling drunk down the street tonight uptown style,(which i tentatively plan to be doing) poke me in the eyes, and then kick me in the nuts.
Yes, that would be my invisible nutsack I am referring to right there.
In elementary school, one of my favorite phrases used to also be "suck my dick".

Go to the uptown bar tonight for rockin, and free live local music.
I dont think i am going, because there is an ex-factor involved, but nonetheless they deserve a good turn out.