Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of maths.
The first mathematician goes off to the restroom, and the other calls over the waitress. He tells her that in a few minutes he will...
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Two atoms sitting at the bar:
1st atom "Shit, I've lost an electron!"
2nd atom "You sure?'
1st atom "I'm positive."
It's the way I tell them 😊.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Death.
Death Wh
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user0314220932:
I finally got a peek at her new set and DAMN it’s incredible!
nikberry:
@riskyindie She's my best pal. I owe so much to her. Truly a gem among humanity.
Out of concern and sensitivity for everyone, I shall not be posting any pictures of me wearing my new garter belt & seamed stockings.
I feel that pictures of me wearing nothing but black thigh high seamed stockings, garter belt, black panties, and a white lace blouse around my apartment might be somewhat overwhelming for weaker viewers.
arroezze:
Thank you for your consideration.
Out of concern and sensitivity for everyone, I shall not be posting any pictures of me wearing my new skirt.
I feel that pictures of me wearing nothing but a white camisole and tartan mini skirt around my apartment might be somewhat overwhelming for weaker viewers.
So another Christmas day winds down, with tons of vegetables uncooked, and raw mostly thawed turkey in the fridge. Why oh why do I persist in believing that I’ll get motivated to cook an elaborate – or indeed any – dinner at Christmas?
There’s me and Nora. Five minutes to unwrap my presents, if I take my time, DM a few people, and that’s my...
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Ooh ooh ooh YAY! I have an appointment with an OB/GYN doctor on the 17th of January to see if and when I can get HRT. This could turn out to be a really really good Christmas present! I hope this goes well. Thank you so much @redberry, dear friend, I wouldn't be at this point without you.
Last year I stood under the mistletoe waiting for a kiss. I was still there at Easter.
I sent my picture to a lonely hearts club. They sent it back with a note saying they weren't that lonely.
I remember when I went to see 'The Elephant Man'. The audience thought it was a special guest appearance.
I went to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors,...
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nikberry:
I miss you Les