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And yet another spiral galaxy bar joke

Feb 6, 2020
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Two galaxies walk into a bar. The regular spiral galaxy and the barred spiral both order a drink. But the bartender only gives a drink to the barred galaxy.

The regular spiral galaxy says, “Hey, why didn’t I get my drink?”

The bartender replies, “You’re too young.”

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