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Today is random story day:

Things I really hate to litter pick:

-cigarette butts
-straw wrappers
-bread bag clips
-small candy wrappers
-confetti (from piniattas, i hate it when you do that people!!!)
-the wrappers from the tops of cigarette boxes
-bottle caps
-full bottles of water (why did you throw that on the ground?)
-dead fish/birds
-stickers
-the wooden type of forks
-condoms, obviously
-when people chuck the whole Mcy D's bag out on the ground
-anything styrofoam makes me cringe, but then you go and shred it into miniscule pieces? c'mon
-straws

BUT I will accept small fun toys lol, and beer/wine/other alcoholic bottles because we save them and have a huge kegger at the end of the summer at my boss' place with the money we make off the bottles. And last year we had enough for steaks, too. So keep drinking there illegally you suckers!!!

Litter pick took four hours today with five people. Thank you people who come from Toronto and just don't give a fuck. And so, summer at the park officially begins. If you would stop littering and being such pigs, your tax dollars could go to much better use. But you don't think that way, do you?

We found a balloon someone released that said in a note tied to it where it came from, the address and ther person's name and could we please send back where it landed. So i'll mail it back with a picture of the park. It got pretty far, actually. From Bowmanville, if that means anything to you.

Dirty old GM retiree men keep hitting on me at the park and offering to get me stoned... NO FUCK NO! let me work jesus.

I got pissed off on the weekend that people keep swimming in our fountain. Even though there is a sign. Even though there's a splash pad for the kids to run around in ten feet away. It's not a swimming pool, and no you may not just wash your feet in there to get the sand off. Then, I have to clean up the sand.

So me n' my partner, I poured out in front of the people after fair warning and no moving, a whole bottle of chlorine and my partner a bottle of algeacide just to prove our greatest "get the fuck out of our fountain" tactic that it is unsafe to have your kids in there because we do not measure the chemicals.

As we are leaving I hear one kid: "ooooo bubbles" and the dad: "just the feet guys, just the feet." fine, get burnt. you are too stupid.

There's a kitty in the park different from all the strays. I think it got abandoned there. It's so hangry and it comes up to people purring. At the end of a night shift, it flopped down at my feet just as we were going home. Since I saw a bunch of guys around it the other night with lighters, and people in the park aren't always nice towarss animals, I got upset and didn't know what to do. So I took it home with me. My dad made me leave it outside, because "it's twinkie's house". He was late and not really thinking straight. So, my best I could do was leave out lots of food in hopesa that it would stick around untilt he morning when I could take it to the shelter. It's all black, small, and I named it "Trouble" hehe.

It came back around that night when I called before I went out for the evening. But, in the morning on my day off it was nowhere to be found. I was really upset I made things worse maybe. On my way out that evening my dad phoned to say "guess who's back"? This time he was smarter about it, put a collar on Trouble and kept her in the basement bathroom with food, water and litter.

I came home so drunk and she was hiding behind the toilet but came out when I called. So adorable. I gave her a lil's bath with soap, still so drunk and tried to carry her, the litter, and her water upstairs to my room. She slept on my tummy all night purring. I put a lil' ribbon around her neck. My parents made me take her back tot he park, because they wouldn't go to the shelter and I had to work that day and they wanted her gone. So she's wandering around again. And people keep taking off my ribbons, and I keep putting them back on. Sometimes she comes close but she's getting a lil' more wild. There are people who come to feed the cats at the park, so at least she's eating ok-ish.

I still want to keep her. I'm so sad Curses? It's super chill, it just purrs and we thought it was declawed, because it doesn't even use them. It's a girl, I think it is fixed. It got abandoned. C'mon, you were already thinking of getting another. Trouble needs a real home, she's not a wild stray...

Hmmm ya so I guess you got work stories. Lots of changing garbages and cleaning bathrooms this weekend. And I was really hungover on a bout three hours of sleep each day, so whew. but one more day til two days off and I'm tryin to think up some fun stuff to do, espcially since me n' Crush?/Boyfriend have one of the same days off. Maybe go to a beach or something. He has no money so it's all on me.

I'm driving alot more now. I finally drove to his house last night. He got upset at me on the weekend for skinny dipping in front of his friends. He is just not used to it, because his last girlfriend was a super prude. He better get over it fast because i'm NOT. at all. haha. oh, and i'm not going to stop skinny dipping either. that's what summer and pools are for. lakes too.