This is the best survey I have ever seen!!! Borrowed from Mercie!
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
sometimes yes
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
EWWWW!!
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
No illicits, probably just good ole fashioned sleeping pills.
{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot. In the arm, or just some extremity that will not kill me.
{5} Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
TOTALLY EXSANGUINATED!!! That is one of my all time fave words.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
My worst ever way to die is drowning, so bury me baby!!
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
blunt force trauma, quicker I'd think.
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
poisoned, that way its not my fault.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking away at you
flesh-melting virus. NO SWARMS!!!
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Esanguinate. mmmm exSANGuinate!
{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Drowning, close second burned alive
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Murder me!
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
serial killer, that way I would be in one of those books I love.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane, usually die instantly that way.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Away!
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
A stranger, that way the police have their work cut out.
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I would love to be buried at my fave cemetery with a big pretty ornate angel headstone
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church -
Burial at sea
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Anyone who knows me, knows it would take me a LONG time to answer that question. But I do like a song by Tracy Chapman called "I tried to live right."
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Who cares, I am dead!
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
No one, just the priest is fine. Hopefully everyone else would be too racked with grief to even speak.
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Don't put any fucking carnations on my casket!
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered and hated?
Forgotten. It's sad to hate dead people, unless its Hitler.
{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
We all know I'm gonna die alone with a house full of animals.
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
sometimes yes
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
EWWWW!!
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
No illicits, probably just good ole fashioned sleeping pills.
{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot. In the arm, or just some extremity that will not kill me.
{5} Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
TOTALLY EXSANGUINATED!!! That is one of my all time fave words.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
My worst ever way to die is drowning, so bury me baby!!
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
blunt force trauma, quicker I'd think.
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
poisoned, that way its not my fault.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking away at you
flesh-melting virus. NO SWARMS!!!
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Esanguinate. mmmm exSANGuinate!
{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Drowning, close second burned alive
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Murder me!
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
serial killer, that way I would be in one of those books I love.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane, usually die instantly that way.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Away!
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
A stranger, that way the police have their work cut out.
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I would love to be buried at my fave cemetery with a big pretty ornate angel headstone
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church -
Burial at sea
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Anyone who knows me, knows it would take me a LONG time to answer that question. But I do like a song by Tracy Chapman called "I tried to live right."
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Who cares, I am dead!
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
No one, just the priest is fine. Hopefully everyone else would be too racked with grief to even speak.
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Don't put any fucking carnations on my casket!
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered and hated?
Forgotten. It's sad to hate dead people, unless its Hitler.
{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
We all know I'm gonna die alone with a house full of animals.
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fathomtalon:
Update!!!!
eu1ogy:
thast a "different" type of survey there isnt it. Still it was fun to read over 