nicr0

--> Cleaning C's room for 20 bucks. for ciggys


--> TheJediSilentBob Hey, get 4 bucks from C i need cigerettes.


--> Claude starts cleaning while i help by sittin in the computer chair playing games.

--> TheJediSilentBob Damnit let me play Call Of Duty!

--> TheJediSilentBob starts Dropping change
from the computer desk to the floor to keep it to put in his glove box.

--> Claude is bleeching the mini fridge with a sock.

--. Me: MY
EYES! Jesus open a window or somthing fuck dood!

--> Claude's got a new gas grill. that he said "ISNT stolen"


--> Cluade: Them bitches are gonna steal it. i hate Massy Trash(hill)


--> We go Wal-mart for a chain for the grill and grill cover and drink.

--> Were Scopin' the honey's at Walmart at
midnight cuz theres so many out. its like them bish's came out the wood work.

--> Claude: THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A
CHAIN!

--> TheJediSilentBob You have to get cigerettes at
the other line.

--> Claude: THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS
FOR A CHAIN! GODDAMN!

--> TheJediSilentBobI want Waffle
House.

--> Me: you mean waffle


--> Claude: If we're good, Claude is gonna
buy Mickey D's. ahha nigga said if we're good.

--> Claude: That god damn dog! SHUT THE FUCK UP!


--> TheJediSilentBob So where are we gonna go!

--> Me and Claude: Let's
go downtown.

--> hopelessstar
cellphone rings.

--> TheJediSilentBob Call my mom if I don't
get on line in a day and a half, and tell her
we were walking around downtown at 1 am. with Chase and C and we got shot up and we're missing.


--> Two honey's drivin' by waving. NiCr0 go's HEY BABY!


--> There's bullet holes in that glass.


--> Sirens going off.

--> More bullet
holes.

--> TheJediSilentBob I gotta shit.

--> Claude: Hey, we can
go to the trainstation.

--> TheJediSilentBob The Trainstation
is closed.

--> Those honey's are drivin' by
again scopin' us out. NiCr0goes HEY Girl! Where u goin?!

--> TheJediSilentBob goes to take a piss in
the port-a-john.

--> TheJediSilentBob DON'T TIP IT OVER!

--> me and C run to go tip it over as im carrying a orange road cone to smack dave with.

--> More bullet holes.

--> Claude: I gotta shit.


--> Claude: The Trainstation bathroom is spotlessly
clean.

--> Me: The windows dont open there like painted shut and shit

--> hurried walk back to the car.


--> TheJediSilentBob Trainstation is gonna be
closed.

--> Claude: Trainstation bathrooms are
spotlessly clean. and its open 24/7.

--> Door to the trainstation: Trainstation hours:
7am to 7pm.

--> TheJediSilentBob I gotta shit.

--> Me: To the
hospital batman!

--> Going to the 4th floor and
stinking up the bathroom.

--> Cafeteria is
open.

--> Eating double cheeseburgers


--> Claude has to take a shit.


--> Eating Ceral after eating double
cheeseburgers.

--> Eating ice cream after
eating ceral which was eaten after double
cheeseburger.

--> Claude's gotta shit.


--> Eat your ice cream claude.

--> Claude: I
wanna eat my ice cream while I take a shit.
That'll be a nice feeling.

--> Claude: OHH! Eating
ice cream while masterbating while taking a
shit that'll be even funny.


--> TheJediSilentBob OMG!

--> Me: What the fuck!?

--> Claude: no no, eating ice cream,
while drinking liquor and getting a blow job
while I take my shit, the best thing in the
whole world.

--> Me: that's one
hell of a curly john.

--> Claude:
what's a curly john?

--> TheJediSilentBob
OMFG! AHHHHAHAHHAHAHHA BAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA

--> Claude goes takes a shit.

--> TheJediSilentBob and I run to the elevator and go downstairs.

--> C comes out looking for us.

--> we go back up looking for him.

--> we end up finding each other at 245am.

--> We go home.

--> The next night i sit here and type this out for you to read.

--> You post in my journal at how fucking utterly retarted we are.

End of the night.