Out on Kindle in the very near future...
When did news parody
stop being funny?
Was it somewhere between
Alan Jackson’s 9/11 cash-in
and Donald Trump’s hair?
Was it BoJo stranded on a zipline over London,
or Cameron’s alleged porcine relations
(bizarrely black-mirroring fiction)?
When did the news
start doing Chris Morris’ job for him?
When did they start
pre-satirising the headlines?
“No evidence mermaids exist,” says US Government.
Swimming pool evacuated after...
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Not a new piece, but some comments made in Silliness by @sosbanfach about a certain celebrity wankstain inspired me to post it.
I watched you die, you know?
The day the Mirror cracked
and all your perverse reflections came screaming out
of its crazing type-set surface,
dripping fake tears and real blood
all over the headlines,
I watched them bury you
– bury you and...
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I was concerned that the Ralph Steadmanesque typeface on my previous design would present potential legibility issues, especially when shrunk down to a thumbnail for an Amazon search listing. This seems to solve that without going too conservative or generic.
So, rather excitingly, I have been commissioned to produce cover art for a poetry book by a very talented writer called Mike Essig.
This is where I'm at. Thoughts?
Now let's put the clippers on that high shelf up there where I can't reach them.
I wrote this piece about my last place of work. I escaped. Hope you do, too.
More like this on my YouTube channel.
New videos on my YouTube channel, including this one:
