In the weeks since I posted my last blog, I've realized I need to clarify something...
I wrote it in response to a friend's question about the differences in mating rituals between the US and UK. In it I jokingly described the typical rules of engagement for members of the opposite sex in my homeland. However, I'm not typical, and the "average" Brit I profiled is NOT me.
For the record, I'm fragile. I break easily and need to be handled with care. If your intentions are anything less than honorable, please, please tear up my phone number, delete my email address, and stay the fuck away.
I wrote it in response to a friend's question about the differences in mating rituals between the US and UK. In it I jokingly described the typical rules of engagement for members of the opposite sex in my homeland. However, I'm not typical, and the "average" Brit I profiled is NOT me.
For the record, I'm fragile. I break easily and need to be handled with care. If your intentions are anything less than honorable, please, please tear up my phone number, delete my email address, and stay the fuck away.
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dexter:
Hehe you're sweet. The licensing exam was for massage therapy! I just submitted my resume for a few places too 
I miss you!!!
I miss you!!!
kay:
Hope all is okay lady...