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A group of Canadian scientists have just published a paper detailing research on the likely outcome of a zombie attack -- and things are looking rather bleak for humankind. The team built complex mathematical models to forecast the spread of the zombie virus, and have concluded that an invasion by the walking dead would lead to "a collapse of civilization, with every human infected, or dead."

They predict that in a city of 500,000 people, zombies would outnumber the susceptible population in about three days.

"An outbreak of zombies infecting humans is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead," stated the researchers from the University of Ottawa and Carleton University in their thesis entitled, "When Zombies Attack."

Since decapitation is generally considered the best way to deal with this specific type of undead plague, the team consider humanity's best hope to be a swift counter attack. "The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often."

Only quick, aggressive attacks can stave off the doomsday scenario, the team warns.

Are you prepared?

Source1 and source 2. View original paper HERE.

Image: Mike L. Taylor (based on a photo I took at Fangoria)
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
cgabsgt:
I read the thesis and it was a little complicated. A good read however.
Aug 21, 2009
grayness:
Wasting precious time on such a hopelessly improbable threat, indeed! mad
Everyone with any sense knows they need to be figuring out how to defeat Godzilla!

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Aug 22, 2009

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