nicole

How I know it's Christmas:
1) truck it through the snow in clothes that aren't nearly long enough.
2) find the tallest, more rediculous tree you can... make sure it's fat
3) lay in snow under tree and saw your ass off
4) drag tree up hill in snow
5) pay silly man for tree
6) stop for cheese curds
7) bring huge tree home and put in tree stand in garage
8) let snow melt off
9) bring in house
10) turn on strange music and walk in circles around tree putting little glittery balls on it
11) sit down and drink hot cocoa and talk about memories of Christmas past...
12) remember why I hate the holidays so much
13) get angry
14) go home