nickolai32

Hey Peeps. I Will be boating in Laughlin til Weds night then back to work!

Have fun

So how is everyone?

Sorry I haven't been in chat or posting funny stuff...

I normally don't share my life openly since I am a fairly private person and only my friends know about me but I feel like this is a story of my life I should share...

I too am having grievances within the family with my grandpa in and out of the hospital and my great...
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This is because I have nothing good to say...

So I give you Jokes
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the drivers side.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and...
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So....

I'm pretty much sick which blows right now...

The day I get sick everyone in the world calls to hang out...

why can't people do this when I'm normal?

(graphic)

It's no fun going out with snot dripping from your nose and coughing up stuff

I need some soup or something and I've been steaming myself in a hot shower which people says works...
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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over...
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Jokes


If You're a Pilot and your plane goes to shit
BACK-UP AIDES FOR EARLY AVIATION INSTRUMENTS FOR FLYING.

First, the pilot puts a live cat on the cockpit floor. Because a cat always remans upright, the pilot merely has to see which way the cat leans to determine if the wings are level. Second, comes a duck, the duck is used for approaches and...
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Some Jokes to Pass the day
Q: What's the difference between dogs and foxes?
A: About four beers.

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A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary.

As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was...
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MARRIED LIFE


A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddy.

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going...
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One Hell of a Morning!!!

So i go to my 9am dentist appointment after work and sit in a freaking chair waiting for the technician for an hour and a half to come clean my teeth. I was about to call it quits get up and walk the hell out.

After that, I go to take my rental car back (my truck had an airbag...
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