nickolai32

went to a suprise bachelor party to the colorado river..

NO NO NO I'm not getting married...

The groom to be however I guess ended up pussin out when the stripper came. (That was the night before I arrived)

Rumor has it he stayed in the bathroom of the hotel while the rest of the friends partook in the night activity.

We spent all day that I was there on the Colorado River which was a blast even though it was a ginormous sausage fest... I even put beads around the guys neck and told him to go get girls to flash him but nah... he didn't want too...

I ended up taking a few and the only bite I got was from an atleast 62 year old grandma who told me, "I know you're supposed to show your boobies for beads but I'm a grandmother and my daughter has a bar and would love to hang these in her bar."

What else could I say? "Grandma show me your tits?"

No! I said sure you can and gave her some beads... So she had her granddaughter (who's titties I DID NOT want to see) took a picture of her grandmother and I.

Besides that I recommend going and seeing The Hangover if you haven't seen it.