Some Jokes to Pass the day
Q: What's the difference between dogs and foxes?
A: About four beers.
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A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was...
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Q: What's the difference between dogs and foxes?
A: About four beers.
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A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was...
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MARRIED LIFE
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddy.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going...
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A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddy.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going...
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btyjugs:
hahaha! 
btyjugs:
P.s. your drunk text messages are the best 
One Hell of a Morning!!!
So i go to my 9am dentist appointment after work and sit in a freaking chair waiting for the technician for an hour and a half to come clean my teeth. I was about to call it quits get up and walk the hell out.
After that, I go to take my rental car back (my truck had an airbag...
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So i go to my 9am dentist appointment after work and sit in a freaking chair waiting for the technician for an hour and a half to come clean my teeth. I was about to call it quits get up and walk the hell out.
After that, I go to take my rental car back (my truck had an airbag...
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bibs:
hey back off my koolaid she MY sugger mamma!!
btyjugs:
if you are available tonight several sgie's are going to a bar in upland.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=The+Hi-Brow,+925+W+Foothill,+Upland+CA+91786&ie=UTF8&ll=34.107498,-117.664078&spn=0.00163,0.002339&t=h&z=19&iwloc=A
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=The+Hi-Brow,+925+W+Foothill,+Upland+CA+91786&ie=UTF8&ll=34.107498,-117.664078&spn=0.00163,0.002339&t=h&z=19&iwloc=A
The Ultimate DVD Projector that I want to get...
http://www.nikkoamerica.com/nhe/dvd_projector_video.html
Yes! I am a Geek!
http://www.nikkoamerica.com/nhe/dvd_projector_video.html
Yes! I am a Geek!
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btyjugs:
heheh! who said I was threatening you?
I will just sneak in whie you sleep
I will just sneak in whie you sleep
btyjugs:
I could of used your "trashman" skills last nite 
btyjugs:
LMFAO!!! aww guys have it soo bad
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.''Can you give us an example?''Thou shall not kill.''Not kill? We're not interested.'
So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.''Father? We don't know who our...
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So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.''Father? We don't know who our...
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btyjugs:
HAHAH!! damn it I wanted to be offended
Ok Here's a Joke...
Kinda Old but here it goes...
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...
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Kinda Old but here it goes...
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...
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Well since I was kind of in need of something extra curricular in my life, I took up bowling in a league... I know what a weird sport but my cousin and his friend got me into it. So our Sunday afternoons consist of getting a couple pitchers of New Castle and throw heavy balls at pins as we are surrounded by old people. Only...
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Sweet.. a 5 day weekend!
alisonjoy:
those are the best. rare, but the best.
I added a new Album of some photoshop art I did in the past...
riven:
cool album and good work !
I'm not one for writing blogs and stuff but I guess you vent somewhere... I've had a horrible and weirdest week... Anything and everything that could have gone bad did...
riven:
fine and you ?
leannan:
oh hai.
do me plz.
kaythanks.
do me plz.
kaythanks.
dokurochan:
nice. 
<3 btw thanks